My life was

So much easier when I didn't have to keep up with the Kardashians. I used to just chew things. Then when mom was flipping through tv channels... I saw. that. show.  I want to keep up with Kim Kardashian's leg, or pee on her shoe. I like to pee on things to mark them as for me! She looks like a happy tree! I want to meet her, that's my icon in this society.